📚 Drag Queen Mug Shot Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Arrested for Storytime—Priorities, Right? ✨👑
Product Description:
The Drag Queen Mug Shot Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt takes America’s most ridiculous moral panic and turns it into fashion. Featuring a black-and-white mug shot of a drag queen caught reading fairy tales, this tee exposes the absurdity of a system that attacks drag queens while letting conservative politicians slash public services with a grin.
Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and perfect for sipping tea and rolling your eyes at the latest headlines. Wear it proudly—because some people will never understand what real danger looks like. Spoiler: it’s not a drag queen in a library.
Wear this if you:
✅ Think reading fairy tales is not the gateway to anarchy
✅ Know that a drag queen reading Cinderella is fine and cutting school lunches and defunding education is the real crisis
✅ Enjoy wearing satire that makes people uncomfortable in the best way
Features (Aware & Wearable 📚🔥):
✔ 5.3 oz, 100% Preshrunk Cotton – Soft enough for fairy tales, bold enough for real ones.
✔ Double Needle Hems & Shoulder Taping – Built to withstand political nonsense.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seams – Holds its shape better the orange king's long, red tie after eating a double cheeseburger.
✔ Breathable Fabric – Keeps you cool when the headlines are a conservative hellscape.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a rebellious statement wrapped in sarcasm and satire. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: fairy tales always have heroes, and they’re usually not politicians. 📚
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